553, 24th Malachite, Mid-Summer

A proclamation from Mayor Ducim Tiristasteb

✌ THANK YOU FOR SELECTING ME IN OUR COLONY’S FIRST EVER FREE DEMOCRATIC MAYORAL ELECTION. IT’S TIME TO MAKE FISHBANNERS GREAT AGAIN!✌

AS PROMISED REPEATEDLY DURING MY CAMPAIGN, MY FIRST EXECUTIVE ACTION IS TO BAN THE EXPORT OF TRACTION BENCHES. IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE NOT LET THIS CRUCIAL TECHNOLOGY FALL INTO THE HANDS OF GOBLIN TERRORISTS.

ALSO, WE’RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL!! GIVEN OUR COLONY’S HISTORY WITH WEREBEASTS AND AN ABUNDANCE OF WOOD RESOURCES, THIS IS NOT AN UNREASONABLE THING FOR US TO DO.

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