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From the journal of Mayor Sigun Asmelrimtar
Given the many, many tragedies that occured during his tenure, the people of Fishbanners have overwhelmingly selected me to replace Ducim Tiristasteb as mayor. I look forward to cleaning up his messes for years to come.
From the journal of Avuz Nosimtekkud
What a lot of shitelords.
The idiots workin’ out on the exterior wall didn’t seem ta think it might be desirable to, maybe, just maybe, drop the rocks they were haulin, and instead slowly walked in a line towards the mountainhome while the gobbos mowed them down one at a time.
Meanwhile, despite havin’ orders ta stay in the tunnels and wait for the gobbos to arrive, these headstrong idiots just rushed up to the gate, getting in :front: of the traps designed to protect them, and largely got slaughtered. Didn’t even get to fire one of the bloody siege bows.
About 25 dead, all in total. Time to start haulin’ corpses.
From the journal of Avuz Nosimtekkud
Looks like it’s about time to see how well these balistas came out.
A proclamation from Mayor Ducim Tiristasteb
✌ I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE HUMAN BARDS PETITIONING TO LIVE IN FISHBANNERS!! DWARVEN FORTRESSES ARE FOR DWARVES. i HAVE ORDERED MY PEOPLE TO DENY ALL PETITIONS FOR RESIDENCY UNTIL MORE EXTREME BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE IN PLACE.✌
From the journal of Avuz Nosimtekkud
The post-mortem after the quarry collapse seems ta be that the damn thing wasn’t designed to safety codes. We’ll be scrapin what’s left of Mistem outta tha bottom of it shortly.
That just leaves Urvad for pick work, and he’s green as toad shite.
From the journal of Etur Reglelum
There must be some kind of mistake – I’m sure that Ducim meant to ask for :leather: quivers, not adamantium. Of course. That’s the only reasonable thing to expect. I’ll just quietly make that change. He’s off drinking in the tavern anyway, which is probably where he’ll do the least damage – best not to disturb him with this.
A proclamation from Mayor Ducim Tiristasteb
✌ PEOPLE ARE SAYING THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TO DRINK IN FISHBANNERS. A SO-CALLED FARMER WAS FOUND DEAD ON THE JOB. I LIKE PEOPLE WHO DON’T TERMINALLY DEHYDRATE, OKAY? ✌
SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED TO LEARN TO ACCESSORIZE!!
From the journal of Lokum Geshudrutod
wuz workin’ on the big hole today when i near fell into a much bigger hole underneath. lots of silver and galena down there. just gotta reach out and take it.
Filed in the dwarven archives
A proclamation from Mayor Ducim Tiristasteb
✌ WE’RE GOING TO PUT FISHBANNERS TO WORK AGAIN! FOR TOO LONG WE’VE RELIED ON IMPORTED ELVEN CHALK WHEN WE HAVE MASSIVE DEPOSITS RIGHT HERE AT HOME. I’M ANNOUNCING CONSTRUCTION OF A CHALK QUARRY THAT WILL PROVIDE FOR GENERATIONS TO COME! ✌